Hotels & Airbnbs
My non-negotiables are not negotiable. Blackout curtains. Air conditioning with a thermostat that actually works. WiFi fast enough for a Monday morning video call. A bed that earns its description. Every hotel and Airbnb reviewed here was personally booked and personally paid for, which means I have absolutely no reason to be kind about the things that disappointed me, and every reason to be honest about the things that genuinely impressed me. Scores are out of ten. I do not compare properties against each other. I compare them against what they promised.
2 Nights at Ivory Tree Lodge – A Safari Crash Course in Style
Let’s set the scene. Pilanesberg is basically the spot if you don’t want to travel far from Johannesburg and want the full safari experience without going anywhere near a malaria pill. This gem in the North West Province is a malaria-free, Big-Five-studded reserve and just a stone’s throw from Sun City Resort
Baros: A Maldivian Luxurious Haven for Couples
A tropical paradise surrounded by turquoise waters, pristine white sandy beaches, and tranquillity that embraces your soul. This is the essence of Baros Resort in the Maldives.

